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Really?

I think I might stop asking people how they are doing, because if one more fucking person responds…”I don’t feel like talking, so let’s not!” I might crack a bottle over their head. Did I choose my roommates? NO! And neither did they, and I get that, but at least have some common curtesy to tell me what’s going on if you’re sitting in your bed at 5 o clock on a tuesday watching Greys Anatomy and crying to yourself…K? THANK YOU! And for all the other people out there…stop hanging the fuck up on me. OMG. Please hang up on me one more time, and I will come through the phone, and hang up on myself for you because I already know it’s coming! That’s how bad it is. Funny to say how this sounds like it’s about a guy and it’s not. My guy is the least of my problems, thank jah. It’s the bitches and hoes in my life that need to pull it together.

So moral of the story is I love everyone, but some people have to stop being so ruuuuu all the time. 

Sincerely,

Your over it friend and roomie :D

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Just remember, the same as a spectacular Vogue magazine, remember that no matter how close you follow the jumps: Continued on page whatever. No matter how careful you are, there’s going to be the sense you missed something, the collapsed feeling under your skin that you didn’t experience it all. There’s that fallen heart feeling that you rushed right through the moments where you should’ve been paying attention. Well, get used to that feeling. That’s how your whole life will feel some day. This is all practice. None of this matters. We’re just warming up.

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MY NEW SONG PLEASE TAKE A GANDER :)

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Ever have that feeling that the perfume you’re wearing is actually men’s cologne. Yep I’m having that kinda day.

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With you

I believe that my happiest moments are next to you. I believe that my realest moments are holding you. I believe that my loveliest moments are kissing you. I believe that the best moments are loving you. All of you. Forever.

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